What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why are terrible, boring art pieces done by famous people worth so much while beautiful pieces done by amateurs are worthless?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

What can I say to a scammer who thinks he loves me, but I don't want to be scammed?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How can one learn to talk frankly?

The Man with the Golden Gun

Moonraker

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

What can I do when I'm ugly on both outside and inside? What do I do? Cut myself off from the world to make everyones lives better? I'm a monster. I hurt feelings, and I say what was said to me. I feel like I'm nothing but a burden. What do I do?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What would you do if you found out that someone had broken into your home while you were sleeping?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

From Russia With Love

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

You Only Live Twice

Is a narcissist capable of understanding the damage and the hurt that they have caused in your relationship?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why can't NASA just bite the bullet and launch a plainly simple mission, audited by flat earther peers start to finish that definitively proves to even the smallest minds that the earth is an oblong spheroid, and not flat?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

US Senate votes to move forward with GENIUS Act as stablecoin legislation picks up speed - The Block

Diamonds Are Forever

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Octopussy